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ima1ing:


spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs

Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

(Source: poniesinthedark)

boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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rlaph:

My mom wants me to start drama

rlaph:

My mom wants me to start drama

gaybabyjail:

do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

sangorox:

when a fandom you’re not in gets an update you don’t care about

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cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

cloudy-dreamers:

Imagine if you could put emojis into passwords

(Source: cloudy-dreamers)

hovvell:

im just filled with hate and useless facts 

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad)

Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

smellestine:

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

taco, you lick your own butt. I really don’t think you should be pointing fingers.

(Source: mykingdomforapen)

8oo:

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color